Post by Azaziel on Feb 15, 2009 6:25:55 GMT 10
The Tate Family
How many members of the Tate family belong to your lodge?
There is old man Dic-Tate who wants to run everything, while Uncle Ro-Tate tries to change everything. There's Brother Agi-Tate who stirs up plenty of trouble, with help from his mate, Irri-Tate. Whenever new projects are suggested, Hesi-Tate and his off-sider, Vege-Tate, want to wait until next year. Then there is Brother Imi-Tate, who wants our lodge to be like all the others. Devas-Tate provides the voice of doom, while Poten-Tate wants to be a big shot. But not all members of the lodge are bad. Brother Facili-Tate is quite helpful in lodge matters. And a delightful, happy member of the craft is Felici-Tate. Cousins Cogi-Tate and Medi-Tate always think things over and lend helpful, steady hands. And of course there is the black sheep of the craft, Ampu-Tate, who has completely cut himself off from the lodge. How about it - do you know anyone in the "Tate" family?