Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

[Tamrin]

Atheist Sees Image of Big Bang in Piece of Toast

(Excerpt)

(ACPA-london) Excitement is growing in the Northern England town of Huddlesfield following news that a local man saw an image of the Big-Bang in a piece of toast. Atheist Donald Chapman, 36, told local newspaper, "The Huddlesfield Express" that he was sitting down to eat breakfast when an unusual toast pattern caught his eye.

"I was just about to spread the butter when I noticed a fairly typical small hole in the bread surrounded by a burnt black ring. However the direction and splatter patterns of the crumbs and the changing shades emanating outwards from the black hole were very clearly similar to the chaotic-dynamic non-linear patterns that one would expect following the Big-Bang". "It's the beginning of the world" he added excitedly.

[Tamrin]

Follow-up News item:

Atheist has Death Bed Conversion

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(ACPA-London) Atheist Donald Chapman, famous for having seen an image of the Big Bang in a slice of toast, has had a remarkable death bed conversion. "It was truly beautiful to be there when it happened, " said Doctor Stephen Morton a specialist at Huddlesfield Hospice where Chapman is terminally ill. Local Vicar Arthur Pruett conceded that "it was really quite unexpected " adding reluctantly, "yes, I suppose I can be considered the cause of it all".

Chapman, from the North of England, became seriously ill after eating the famous Big Bang Toast. "I just got tired of the mayhem, people calling at my house day and night, so I ate it to make them go away", Chapman told the Huddlesfield Express. "Unfortunately too many people had handled it and within a few hours I was throwing up. A week later I'm at death's door, some sort of Botulism it seems".

[Tamrin]

Other images crop up in the oddest places:



A Miracle!

[Tom Accuosti]

That image in the toast? To me, it looks a hell of a like like the Flying Spaghetti Monster of the Pastafarians.
www.venganza.org/

[maximus]

Aug 7, 2008 9:48:20 GMT 10 Tom Accuosti said:

That image in the toast? To me, it looks a hell of a like like the Flying Spaghetti Monster of the Pastafarians.
www.venganza.org/

Yes, 'tis His Noodlyness Himself.

[Tamrin]

Virgin in a scrape

[Article - Cabinet of Wonders - Linked Above]

We look at a lot of simulacra, especially the Blessed Virgin Mary (BVM) and we have looked at bleeding statues of the BVM but we have now discovered a new combination of the two:

A Monterey man said he can see the image of the Virgin Mary in his leg after a motorcycle accident.

Marc Lipton said he was riding his motorcycle on Cannery Row when he lost control and slid about 50 feet along the road.

Lipton said he wasn't wearing leather chaps at the time because he was close to home.

Lipton said he believes the Virgin Mary protected him from further injury when the motorcycle slid out from underneath him.

The uncharitable might wonder if the BVM stopped him from being seriously injured could she not have prevented the accdient completely?