Post by Smithee on Sept 14, 2010 19:52:46 GMT 10
You might be a Pagan in the military if ...
1. ... you use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles.
2. ... your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16.
3. ... your robe is made of camouflage material.
4. ... your cakes and wine come from MREs.
5. ... your book of shadows contains plans on defusing bombs, poison antidotes and basic survival techniques.
6. ... your circle is marked with barbed wire.
7. ... you have to ride an ATV or HumVee to get to the Covenstead.
8. ... you use an artillery shell casing for your God symbol.
9. ... you take down a tent to move the Covenstead.
10. ... your familiar is either a Doberman, Rotweiller or German Shepherd.
11. ... you use a hubcap for a scrying dish.
12. ... you use tear gas to smudge when doing banishings.
13. ... your goddess symbol is Tank Girl.
14. ... 1st degree training includes Ninjitsu or other forms of martial arts.
15. ... your circle name is Spike, Slash, Ripcord, Hawkeye, Bubba, or anything that ends with "ster."
16. ... you use machine gun fire to cast your circle.
17. ... instead of using an acorn or pine cone, you use a hand grenade for a God symbol (if there isn't an artillery shell available).
18. ... you use a compass for a divination tool.
19. ... you use a bullet on a string for a pendulum.
20. ... you call your High Priest "Commander," and your High Priestess "General."
21. ... instead of, "So mote it be," you say, "Ma'am! Yes, Ma'am!"
1. ... you use a flame-thrower to light the altar candles.
2. ... your athame has a bayonet attachment to fit on your M-16.
3. ... your robe is made of camouflage material.
4. ... your cakes and wine come from MREs.
5. ... your book of shadows contains plans on defusing bombs, poison antidotes and basic survival techniques.
6. ... your circle is marked with barbed wire.
7. ... you have to ride an ATV or HumVee to get to the Covenstead.
8. ... you use an artillery shell casing for your God symbol.
9. ... you take down a tent to move the Covenstead.
10. ... your familiar is either a Doberman, Rotweiller or German Shepherd.
11. ... you use a hubcap for a scrying dish.
12. ... you use tear gas to smudge when doing banishings.
13. ... your goddess symbol is Tank Girl.
14. ... 1st degree training includes Ninjitsu or other forms of martial arts.
15. ... your circle name is Spike, Slash, Ripcord, Hawkeye, Bubba, or anything that ends with "ster."
16. ... you use machine gun fire to cast your circle.
17. ... instead of using an acorn or pine cone, you use a hand grenade for a God symbol (if there isn't an artillery shell available).
18. ... you use a compass for a divination tool.
19. ... you use a bullet on a string for a pendulum.
20. ... you call your High Priest "Commander," and your High Priestess "General."
21. ... instead of, "So mote it be," you say, "Ma'am! Yes, Ma'am!"
