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Post by Tamrin on Oct 2, 2008 16:47:35 GMT 10
How Many Masons Does it Take to Change a Light Bulb? - Change?
- It’s a secret!
- Twelve — The Secretary to read the Minutes of the last changing of the bulb; the Treasurer to account for the bulb; The Worshipful Master to direct the Junior Warden to see to the work; the Junior Warden to direct the work be done; The Junior Deacon to hold the ladder; an Entered Apprentice to do the job; the Director of Ceremonies to oversee the work; and five Past Masters standing around, each saying, "That’s not how we changed bulbs in my day!"
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Post by Tamrin on Dec 2, 2008 20:44:24 GMT 10
DOGS' PERSONALITIES
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Afghan: Light bulb? What light bulb?
Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're worrying about a burned out light bulb?
Border Collie: Just one. And I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
Daschund: I can't reach the stupid lamp!
Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it.
Rotweiller: Make me!
Lab: Oh, me, me!!!! Pleeeeeasze let me change the light bulb. Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?
Malamute: Let the Border Collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.
Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.
Mastiff: Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.
Beagle : Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I ate was a light bulb?
Siberian Husky: Light bulb?!? I ate the light bulb... and the lamp... and the coffee table it sat on, and the carpet under the coffee table and...
Cat: You need light to see?
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Post by synchronicity on Dec 3, 2008 6:16:32 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Dec 3, 2008 6:17:16 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Dec 3, 2008 6:18:13 GMT 10
How many gorillas does it take to change a light bulb? One. But you'll need a lot of light bulbs.
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