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Post by synchronicity on Nov 6, 2008 6:58:54 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Nov 6, 2008 6:59:40 GMT 10
Jewish Personals
(actual personal ads that appeared in Israeli newspapers)
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan. Write, POB 74
Yshiva bohur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 345
Desperately seeking schmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krchtzing. Under 30 is OK. POB 64
Attractive Jewish woman, 35+ college graduate, seeks successful Jewish Prince Charming to get me out of my parents' house. POB 45
Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul with, light Shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs. Religion not important. POB 658
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons, No baggage. No personality. POB 78
Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56
Staunch Jewish feminist, wears tzitzis, seeking male who will accept my independence, although you probably will not. Oh, just forget it. POB 435
Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdalah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787
Israeli professor, 41, with 18 years of teaching in my behind. Looking for American-born woman who speaks English very good. POB 555
Couch potato latke, in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for eight days. Who knows? POB 43
I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to. Share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53
80-year-old bubbie, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male under 35. Object: matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545
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Post by synchronicity on Nov 9, 2008 18:49:21 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Nov 9, 2008 18:57:22 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Nov 23, 2008 19:24:16 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Nov 23, 2008 19:27:40 GMT 10
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Post by synchronicity on Nov 27, 2008 8:28:19 GMT 10
It was love at first sight |
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