Post by Azaziel on Nov 6, 2008 19:26:54 GMT 10
A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what"? says the 7 yo , "I think its about time we started swearing."
The 4 yo nods his head in approval.
The 7 yo says 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after.
'OK' the 4 yo agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7yo what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh shit mum, I s'pose I'll have some coco Pops
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying
She looked at the 4 yo and asked with a stern voice
'And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?'
I don't know, he blubbers, ' but it won't be fu#*cking Coco Pops !
"You know what"? says the 7 yo , "I think its about time we started swearing."
The 4 yo nods his head in approval.
The 7 yo says 'When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm going to swear first, then you swear after.
'OK' the 4 yo agrees with enthusiasm.
The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7yo what he wants for breakfast.
'Oh shit mum, I s'pose I'll have some coco Pops
WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying
She looked at the 4 yo and asked with a stern voice
'And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?'
I don't know, he blubbers, ' but it won't be fu#*cking Coco Pops !
